Funny Pick Up Lines

I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.

I would never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find. 

I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it to see if it works? 

HI, I JUST WANTED TO THANK YOU FOR THE GIFT. (PAUSE) I’VE BEEN WEARING THIS SMILE EVER SINCE YOU GAVE IT TO ME.

I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.

I would never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find.

You know what you would look really beautiful in? My arms.

I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it to see if it works?

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